itsgrannywinkle:

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stochomania:

FIS SKI JUMPING WORLD CUP 2014/15 - MEN

ski-jumping-the-trolling-story:

a sad man walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender asks “why the long face?”

the man starts crying

the man is Martin Koch

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: acestiless, via handjob)

unamusedsloth:

Wishes…
the-personal-quotes:

relatable posts daily?

forbandedeungdom:

jeg er så forbandet træt.

(via yaaassalcohol)

sucker-for-styles:

 

[Harry]

I think I’m gonna lose my mind                                                  

Something deep inside me                                                                       

I can’t give up                                                                                           

I think I’m gonna lose my mind                                                                  

I roll and I roll till I’m out of luck                                                         

Yeah, I roll and I roll till I’m out of luck

 

[Niall]

I’m feeling something deep inside                                                   

Harder than a jet stream                                                               

Burning up                                                                                                 

I got a feeling deep inside                                                                     

It’s taking it’s taking all I got                                                              

Yeah, it’s taking it’s taking                                                                      

All I got

 

[Liam]

'Cause nobody knows you, baby                                                     

The way I do                                                              

And nobody loves you, baby                                                            

The way I do                                                                                             

It’s been so long                                                                         

It’s been so long                                                                          

Maybe we’re fireproof                                                               

'Cause nobody saves me, baby                                        

The way you do

 

[Louis]

I think I’m gonna win this time                                                        

Riding on a wind                                                                           

That I won’t give up                                                                      

I think I’m gonna win this time                                                     

I roll and I roll till I changed my luck                                               

Yeah, I roll and I roll till I changed my luck

 

[Zayn]

'Cause nobody knows you, baby                                                     

The way I do                                                                                             

And nobody loves you, baby                                                        

The way I do                                                                       

It’s been so long                                                                       

It’s been so long                                                                       

We must be fireproof                                                                

'Cause nobody saves me, baby                                                     

The way you do

 

[All]

'Cause nobody loves you, baby                                                 

The way I do                                                                           

And nobody loves you, baby                                                     

The way I do

 

[Liam]

It’s been so long                                                         

It’s been so long                                                                           

Baby, we’re fireproof

 

[Harry]

'Cause nobody saves me, baby                                                    

The way you do

 

(via eternal-moony)

infinitiredbullracing:

Wow Sebastian

bunny-banana:

okay but what if Norway would have sent ‘What does the Fox say’ to Eurovision

https://www.facebook.com/ylvisforeurovision

(via skijumpftw)

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via orgasmic-humor)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via ifuckinglovewhatiwant)

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via fall-damage)