bunny-banana:

okay but what if Norway would have sent ‘What does the Fox say’ to Eurovision

https://www.facebook.com/ylvisforeurovision

(via skijumpftw)

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via orgasmic-humor)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via ifuckinglovewhatiwant)

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via fall-damage)

Graduation speech
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you

theunimaginables:

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

(Source: theunimaginables, via thislifeismagic)

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

girlseatgirls:

just come over and we’ll watch netflix or make a sex tape idk we’ll see what happens 

(via ilovegiraffestheyarecool)

pas-de-quatre:

liveheartdance:

findingstiles:

diamondencrusteddestruction:

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gotnotimetoknock:

officialveronicasawyer:

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useful norwegian phrases

kystbris:

hold kjeft

(via knownorwegian)

shounenbraves:

how many goals have germany scored? germany

(Source: terrorechoes, via kamilastocha)

lukeysnirvana:

If you blink you miss a goal from Germany.

(via ifuckinglovewhatiwant)

cupcakesandapplesauce:

the german commentator doesn’t even celebrate anymore. he’s just like ‘oh look another goal we win’

(via ifuckinglovewhatiwant)